Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4086. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 64.82 | 93% | 2019-02-10 |
| 4087. | Tyson (xxtytheguyxx) | 64.81 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4088. | celes (celescastro) | 64.81 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 4089. | ... (willnyeasianguy) | 64.80 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4090. | Hoang (sanh01) | 64.79 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 4091. | Sim (oohm) | 64.78 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 4092. | Jesse (solidstatebeef) | 64.77 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 4093. | Alec (dhracergc) | 64.77 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 4094. | Edward (1934__) | 64.76 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4095. | Rahul (gudiracer) | 64.76 | 94% | 2019-10-17 |
| 4096. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 64.67 | 93% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4097. | Ulysse (ulysse98) | 64.67 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4098. | ding (dingding13) | 64.65 | 98% | 2019-05-20 |
| 4099. | Carl Kent (ckmanguiran) | 64.64 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 4100. | osman (os_kh) | 64.61 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 4101. | Robbie (buttered_eggs) | 64.60 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 4102. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 64.59 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4103. | Raunak (aabbccdd4444) | 64.58 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 4104. | Ben (fury325) | 64.58 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 4105. | Matty (matty_b_raps) | 64.57 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4106. | Himanshu (himvins) | 64.57 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 4107. | Curtis (ch7944) | 64.54 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4108. | Wake (awriter) | 64.50 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 4109. | Beryllium (berylliumqwerty) | 64.50 | 93% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4110. | Raithorm (sityr) | 64.50 | 94% | 2019-02-07 |
| 4111. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 64.49 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 4112. | Michael (rugby4life) | 64.49 | 95% | 2018-02-18 |
| 4113. | Jayesh (jayeshaw) | 64.48 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 4114. | Matthew (matt246) | 64.45 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4115. | wessel (wesseltype) | 64.44 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |