The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14937. | GoofyGoober (hiyunji32) | 80.22 | 92% | 2015-11-05 |
| 14938. | hahaha (hahaha2) | 80.22 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14939. | Justin (justinthelabad) | 80.22 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| 14940. | Jio (turtletypist97) | 80.22 | 97% | 2016-05-15 |
| 14941. | Kushal (mack_spicyhunks) | 80.22 | 95% | 2011-07-03 |
| 14942. | Kevin (kevin.mcmurphy@gmail... | 80.22 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 14943. | Zhaker (zhaker) | 80.21 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 14944. | Celsius 233 (celsius233) | 80.21 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 14945. | cc (guest008) | 80.21 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
| 14946. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 80.21 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 14947. | iubyont (iubyont) | 80.21 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 14948. | My caps lock is glitched on... | 80.21 | 90% | 2011-12-01 |
| 14949. | " " (jawnny) | 80.20 | 94% | 2021-03-15 |
| 14950. | Will (carbohydra) | 80.20 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 14951. | Erwin (oldskoollogik) | 80.20 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 14952. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 80.20 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14953. | Biggie Cheese (citrus_tr) | 80.19 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 14954. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14955. | Tyler (tyster02) | 80.19 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 14956. | shoddy-cook (mosuande) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 14957. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 80.19 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 14958. | Ben (koppix) | 80.19 | 98.3% | 2023-08-15 |
| 14959. | Vishal (fieryhydra) | 80.19 | 97% | 2016-09-28 |
| 14960. | Temmie (ralismark) | 80.19 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 14961. | Taylor (tylrd) | 80.19 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 14962. | An (noswear999) | 80.19 | 95% | 2018-08-01 |
| 14963. | Eric (shadekiller) | 80.19 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 14964. | Kurtis (testermd) | 80.18 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14965. | BDLanny (bdlanny) | 80.18 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 14966. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 80.18 | 94% | 2022-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |