Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2528. | ed72 (ed72) | 75.13 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
2529. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 75.10 | 94% | 2021-07-30 |
2530. | ItzHaniel (itzhaniel) | 75.08 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
2531. | Jim (its_jim) | 75.07 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
2532. | PhroomPhroom (phosure47) | 75.06 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
2533. | kamo. (kam7424) | 75.06 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
2534. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 75.05 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
2535. | Chester (chestereel) | 75.02 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
2536. | Math (faster_babe) | 75.00 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
2537. | Viktor (viktro_touch_type) | 74.99 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
2538. | Max (maexxx) | 74.99 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
2539. | blendin (blendin11) | 74.98 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
2540. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 74.98 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
2541. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 74.97 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
2542. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 74.96 | 99% | 2018-12-17 |
2543. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 74.95 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
2544. | Dk (dkfill) | 74.94 | 95% | 2018-01-05 |
2545. | ted (sayonara999) | 74.94 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
2546. | Vlenix (vlenix) | 74.92 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
2547. | Evan (evanr10190) | 74.90 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
2548. | Xi (blowurmind) | 74.89 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
2549. | Bradley (mimibrat) | 74.87 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
2550. | John (tacosmanjoe) | 74.85 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
2551. | (bicycleman) | 74.85 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
2552. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 74.85 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
2553. | Hessi (hessijames) | 74.85 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
2554. | Craig (cshami02) | 74.83 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
2555. | C (cato_32) | 74.82 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
2556. | Nat (ngg4) | 74.82 | 96% | 2019-03-06 |
2557. | Vadim (ahot) | 74.82 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |