And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11379. | Grey (greyburger) | 94.97 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 11380. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 94.96 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 11381. | Homer (cowmonger) | 94.96 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 11382. | Trent (trentono) | 94.96 | 98% | 2016-06-10 |
| 11383. | bondservant (arenza) | 94.96 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 11384. | Hysni (hysi) | 94.96 | 95% | 2016-01-08 |
| 11385. | K (kaorud) | 94.96 | 98% | 2011-08-15 |
| 11386. | 6841384358435 (6841384358435) | 94.95 | 95% | 2016-06-20 |
| 11387. | James (wnston) | 94.95 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 11388. | Perry (xauru) | 94.95 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
| 11389. | Tina (tinangu272) | 94.95 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 11390. | 🆈🆄🆁🅴🅺 (yurek) | 94.94 | 97% | 2022-11-12 |
| 11391. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 94.94 | 98.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11392. | jason (jasont123) | 94.94 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 11393. | J (saviorf) | 94.94 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 11394. | jmk (jmkraemer) | 94.94 | 98% | 2013-05-10 |
| 11395. | Guest (icqx) | 94.93 | 98% | 2013-10-02 |
| 11396. | Srikarthick (pjsk83) | 94.93 | 98% | 2011-07-11 |
| 11397. | Gabriel (gabrielfear) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11398. | SawaYoshi (sawayoshi) | 94.93 | 98.6% | 2023-10-02 |
| 11399. | Kev (blumintea) | 94.93 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
| 11400. | Gaussian (ndrous20) | 94.92 | 100% | 2021-12-30 |
| 11401. | hero (iknowhtml) | 94.92 | 97.6% | 2023-08-08 |
| 11402. | Jackey (jackeyguy) | 94.92 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 11403. | Iris (iris) | 94.92 | 93% | 2012-11-09 |
| 11404. | Mudd_ME (mudd_me) | 94.91 | — | 2010-07-12 |
| 11405. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 94.91 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 11406. | Aldreich (aldreich) | 94.91 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11407. | hotbx (hotbxlockbx) | 94.91 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 11408. | Isaac (newton6674) | 94.91 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |