The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16791. | Sugandese (arjeyoo) | 77.20 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 16792. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 77.20 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 16793. | FAHAD (fip326) | 77.20 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 16794. | Julia (mantitties) | 77.20 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 16795. | Baris (baris3) | 77.20 | 96% | 2017-10-28 |
| 16796. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 77.20 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 16797. | Jacob (jvoges) | 77.20 | 94% | 2012-10-29 |
| 16798. | Gloomshadow (gloomshadow) | 77.19 | 91% | 2012-03-19 |
| 16799. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 77.19 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 16800. | latefries (raceshmace) | 77.19 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 16801. | Jamal (xflash) | 77.19 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 16802. | Wake (wakethewinds) | 77.19 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 16803. | sentim3ntal1 (sweet_malaak) | 77.19 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 16804. | Maervince (maervince) | 77.19 | 94% | 2016-09-07 |
| 16805. | Cory (elqmilq) | 77.19 | 97% | 2014-07-03 |
| 16806. | airfishey (airfishey) | 77.19 | 94% | 2014-11-16 |
| 16807. | Johan (oxpost) | 77.18 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 16808. | Kamote35 (cooldz) | 77.18 | 96% | 2022-09-27 |
| 16809. | s3yf (unclemeat) | 77.18 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 16810. | J (saviorf) | 77.18 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
| 16811. | Furch (furch) | 77.18 | 91% | 2012-11-26 |
| 16812. | Tukang (tukang) | 77.18 | 100% | 2013-03-25 |
| 16813. | Ronald (ronladred) | 77.18 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 16814. | Brayden (azinfoo) | 77.18 | 95% | 2017-03-13 |
| 16815. | Trent (trentjones21) | 77.17 | 94% | 2012-07-14 |
| 16816. | msuriar (muzster) | 77.17 | — | 2010-08-06 |
| 16817. | MLM (madlittlemods) | 77.17 | 92% | 2014-10-27 |
| 16818. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 77.17 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 16819. | MadTurtle (madturtle1) | 77.17 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 16820. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 77.17 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |