I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1195. | Kawaguchi (h7karu) | 132.78 | 99.4% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1196. | FreedomConvoy (notofu) | 132.78 | 100% | 2022-03-02 |
| 1197. | sam (samdauphi) | 132.78 | 98% | 2025-09-15 |
| 1198. | Grotesque (grotesquevinny) | 132.74 | 100% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1199. | dayzstroy (dayzstroy) | 132.73 | 100% | 2023-09-13 |
| 1200. | juen (thrids) | 132.72 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1201. | (nowt) | 132.70 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 1202. | Joseph (ninwa) | 132.69 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 1203. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 132.69 | 99% | 2019-01-20 |
| 1204. | 2FAST4U (zayorin) | 132.68 | 100% | 2017-07-30 |
| 1205. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 132.66 | 100% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1206. | Ctleans (nextletter) | 132.66 | 99% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1207. | Paul Allen (xps61092) | 132.66 | 98% | 2026-05-10 |
| 1208. | blop (axemalt) | 132.66 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 1209. | Azad Alp (abertes) | 132.65 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 1210. | adsf (max_m7) | 132.64 | 99% | 2022-02-12 |
| 1211. | grubres (saveall) | 132.62 | 98% | 2025-12-02 |
| 1212. | Ammar Ansari (ammarthedevel... | 132.62 | 99% | 2026-01-16 |
| 1213. | kekw (kekwomegalul) | 132.62 | 99% | 2020-11-08 |
| 1214. | pillbug (cwilkinson) | 132.62 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1215. | Fart (chuckster73) | 132.62 | 98.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 1216. | God is Love (kjb3) | 132.62 | 100% | 2017-02-26 |
| 1217. | Tristan (tssal) | 132.61 | 100% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1218. | meow (catnoodles) | 132.60 | 99% | 2025-09-06 |
| 1219. | lolwut9001 (lolwut9001) | 132.60 | 99% | 2017-03-02 |
| 1220. | alex (davidfellows) | 132.60 | 100% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1221. | (jepslol) | 132.58 | 97.6% | 2023-10-20 |
| 1222. | OmarTheFast (omarthefast) | 132.57 | 100% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1223. | (ivlu) | 132.55 | 96.9% | 2024-05-03 |
| 1224. | 🆈🆄🆁🅴🅺 (yurek) | 132.54 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |