So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14079. | Blafl (blafl) | 78.08 | 92% | 2016-06-18 |
| 14080. | Poop (danukas155) | 78.07 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 14081. | Gayan (gayan) | 78.07 | 95% | 2015-07-05 |
| 14082. | John (miracle_sheep) | 78.06 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14083. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 78.06 | 98% | 2022-06-25 |
| 14084. | Joash (raz3rdarkkill) | 78.06 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 14085. | Istana (przz3) | 78.06 | 95% | 2014-02-05 |
| 14086. | NRM (nrm87) | 78.05 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 14087. | Dongo (dongodm) | 78.05 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 14088. | 一向 (quan72io) | 78.05 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14089. | MekPavit (mekpavit) | 78.05 | 95.8% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14090. | Jamie (lacomtesse) | 78.05 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 14091. | Spafa (spafa) | 78.05 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 14092. | Kieron (kieron_concah) | 78.05 | 87% | 2016-02-21 |
| 14093. | Snoody (snoody) | 78.05 | 99% | 2017-12-23 |
| 14094. | Gaurav (silverlightning) | 78.05 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 14095. | Persov (persov) | 78.04 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 14096. | yaschas (yaschas) | 78.04 | 97% | 2012-09-23 |
| 14097. | Stacey (spacey333) | 78.04 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 14098. | Marie (savannahmc) | 78.04 | 95% | 2011-08-13 |
| 14099. | Nicole (nicolez) | 78.03 | 90% | 2011-07-27 |
| 14100. | Cameron (thegreatrodinkis) | 78.03 | 93% | 2016-03-26 |
| 14101. | R7av7en7 (r7av7en7) | 78.03 | 94% | 2017-02-19 |
| 14102. | Segale (barbara01) | 78.02 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 14103. | Smoogus (ruenbuen) | 78.02 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 14104. | Slim (slimshady2000) | 78.02 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
| 14105. | Andres (avillarreal) | 78.02 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 14106. | Simon (tartanllama) | 78.02 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| 14107. | Francisco (patleitao) | 78.02 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 14108. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 78.02 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |