So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14006. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 14007. | gaf (shinryu1324) | 78.22 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14008. | Al (alxm) | 78.22 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| 14009. | Ryan (fine_n_bright) | 78.22 | 98% | 2011-06-28 |
| 14010. | Can't (canitypeatall) | 78.21 | 96.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 14011. | Isaac (isjfw) | 78.21 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 14012. | tstats[zaphoidx] (zaphoidx) | 78.21 | 85% | 2015-05-16 |
| 14013. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 78.21 | 89% | 2016-08-11 |
| 14014. | Brandon (draikuo) | 78.20 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 14015. | Gabe (gbrownie22) | 78.20 | 96.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| 14016. | brian (racerepyt123) | 78.20 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 14017. | no (archerypro459) | 78.20 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 14018. | Balazs (blazehills) | 78.20 | 95% | 2012-11-17 |
| 14019. | Jonathan (spiddypoorson) | 78.20 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 14020. | syed (nayaz) | 78.20 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 14021. | Akela (akela123) | 78.20 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 14022. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 78.19 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 14023. | Swag (adobekobe) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| 14024. | Yakiniku (bigmeatball) | 78.19 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14025. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 78.19 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
| 14026. | Luis (regneva17) | 78.19 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 14027. | SavagePastaMan (savagepasta... | 78.19 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 14028. | x (xyzxyz) | 78.19 | 98% | 2013-11-09 |
| 14029. | hachi (hachinamio) | 78.19 | 97% | 2012-01-03 |
| 14030. | Mega (mega_mushroom) | 78.18 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 14031. | Just (needhelpintyping) | 78.18 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
| 14032. | matthew (mattchy) | 78.18 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14033. | Decay (patrickkwannn) | 78.18 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 14034. | Drizzy (dreazy) | 78.18 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 14035. | HyunWoo (showaid) | 78.18 | 98% | 2016-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |