One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up.
—from Comedy Writing Secrets, a book by Mel Helitzer and Mark Shatz
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29694. | No (loisk1) | 69.83 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 29695. | H (hevm) | 69.83 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 29696. | RedXIII (red_xiii) | 69.83 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 29697. | ManWild (manwildavalon) | 69.83 | 95.8% | 2021-02-06 |
| 29698. | Sultan (sultan_1337) | 69.83 | 91% | 2012-07-06 |
| 29699. | Dark (darkghost) | 69.83 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 29700. | tstats[j0etheripper0010] (j... | 69.82 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 29701. | Alan (remmedy1) | 69.82 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 29702. | Tim (thekwa) | 69.82 | 95.1% | 2023-05-18 |
| 29703. | asdf (protozeit) | 69.82 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 29704. | Neil (neil_v) | 69.82 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 29705. | x (dudejoe) | 69.82 | 98% | 2021-01-28 |
| 29706. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 69.82 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 29707. | Claire (claire) | 69.82 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 29708. | lamchi (hoangduyanh) | 69.82 | 96% | 2011-08-20 |
| 29709. | Unknown (valo) | 69.82 | 90% | 2012-01-31 |
| 29710. | Henry (hongquan448) | 69.81 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 29711. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 69.81 | 97.6% | 2023-10-21 |
| 29712. | ♥♥ Jawed ♥♥ (jpk001) | 69.81 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 29713. | Road Runner (_beast_) | 69.81 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 29714. | Saurus (saurus) | 69.81 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 29715. | mohammad navid (navid91) | 69.81 | 93% | 2012-01-03 |
| 29716. | ddd (bigclown91) | 69.80 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
| 29717. | bin (133brian) | 69.80 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 29718. | Cystian (cystian) | 69.80 | 95.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 29719. | 🇧🇬️(⌐■_■) ... | 69.80 | 87% | 2015-08-19 |
| 29720. | tonami (taskbearer) | 69.80 | 95% | 2015-01-30 |
| 29721. | Dinah (daiko) | 69.80 | 97% | 2013-06-17 |
| 29722. | tonghua (tonghua) | 69.80 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 29723. | Matthew (matx23) | 69.80 | 90% | 2015-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 152,656 | 83.40 | September 30, 2008 |
| Easy Texts | 2,706 | 90.91 | August 15, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 498 | 80.14 | March 29, 2010 |
| Smoke Rise Prep | 40 | 61.38 | February 25, 2016 |
| Riverside Middle School | 19 | 37.54 | February 3, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 94.48 | February 1, 2021 |
| Walsh Middle School | 1 | 42.68 | September 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer for Kids | 1 | 134.15 | July 16, 2019 |