Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4102. | switch^J (leopardtoast) | 57.48 | 93% | 2018-04-25 |
| 4103. | Akhil (akhilomar555) | 57.45 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4104. | Kry (tenzzi) | 57.44 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4105. | Jacqui (applejakkes) | 57.42 | 99% | 2017-08-27 |
| 4106. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 57.41 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4107. | Please use an appropriate n... | 57.40 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 4108. | John (jodo3) | 57.39 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 4109. | Finn (finnjo) | 57.39 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 4110. | Tre (guysy) | 57.36 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4111. | Tsogtbayar (tsogtbayarbox) | 57.35 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4112. | Billy John (dooz) | 57.35 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4113. | raptor (realitycheck) | 57.34 | 94% | 2018-09-03 |
| 4114. | Patrick (pshortt) | 57.30 | 94% | 2018-10-06 |
| 4115. | Carolina (nina_mapa) | 57.30 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 4116. | Ricel (ricel) | 57.29 | 93% | 2018-11-28 |
| 4117. | Hello (ausyaus00) | 57.29 | 96% | 2017-11-26 |
| 4118. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 57.28 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 4119. | Saurav (sauravdeore) | 57.28 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 4120. | Sabu (ragnar2345) | 57.27 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 4121. | luyong (xuluyong) | 57.24 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
| 4122. | Christmas (christmasnew) | 57.20 | 95% | 2020-01-04 |
| 4123. | NoobToPro (darkethen) | 57.20 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4124. | Jose (hoxe) | 57.19 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 4125. | Pekka (fereal) | 57.18 | 94% | 2017-09-25 |
| 4126. | paddy (kattumanidhan) | 57.18 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4127. | Dustin (dustin099) | 57.16 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
| 4128. | Neel (neel19) | 57.15 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 4129. | Jack (jhudson85) | 57.14 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 4130. | Phi (surphi10) | 57.14 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 4131. | Jae (monchon_bro) | 57.11 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |