I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8974. | Carson (ctufts) | 88.10 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8975. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 88.09 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
| 8976. | Salamander (20_minutes_per_... | 88.09 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8977. | KW (kiawa88) | 88.09 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 8978. | Jim (turkeyfetish) | 88.08 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8979. | Kevin (flash98765) | 88.08 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
| 8980. | Justienz (justienz) | 88.08 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 8981. | Venkat (venkat423) | 88.07 | 98.1% | 2023-09-23 |
| 8982. | Roy (orangjibai) | 88.07 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 8983. | lolololol (dontbecocky) | 88.06 | 95% | 2017-09-04 |
| 8984. | A_man (stay_safe) | 88.06 | 97.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 8985. | Aayush (whocaresbruh) | 88.06 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8986. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 88.06 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 8987. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 88.06 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 8988. | Nathan (alteriffic) | 88.05 | 98.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 8989. | eric (eric8) | 88.05 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8990. | Saurah (saurabhsagan) | 88.04 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 8991. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 88.04 | 99% | 2021-11-27 |
| 8992. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 88.04 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 8993. | C_King (c_king) | 88.03 | 95.2% | 2024-01-31 |
| 8994. | Jordy (mrollie) | 88.03 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 8995. | Jonah (iamjonah) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 8996. | Bean (benchen123) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 8997. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 88.02 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8998. | Max (maxington) | 88.02 | 96.8% | 2023-10-21 |
| 8999. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 88.02 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9000. | Pink Guy (bleachuggr) | 88.02 | 94.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9001. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 88.01 | 98.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9002. | Janc (psyy1234) | 88.01 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9003. | keke (hpchco) | 88.01 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |