See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5348. | Chhad (chadski642) | 96.53 | 98.5% | 2025-01-13 |
| 5349. | Zack (hastenedsloth) | 96.53 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 5350. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 96.53 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5351. | sky (skyindevind) | 96.52 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 5352. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 96.52 | 97.5% | 2023-09-07 |
| 5353. | nonononono (printerink) | 96.51 | 98% | 2024-01-16 |
| 5354. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 96.51 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 5355. | stożek (stzz) | 96.50 | 97.8% | 2024-09-02 |
| 5356. | Ba (prttyfast) | 96.49 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 5357. | bo (boquintana) | 96.49 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 5358. | Jusuf (kz99) | 96.48 | 97.4% | 2024-06-08 |
| 5359. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 96.48 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5360. | max (max_el) | 96.47 | 98% | 2024-07-04 |
| 5361. | hailee (haileegirlypop) | 96.46 | 97.7% | 2024-03-11 |
| 5362. | Bastion (verschlossen00) | 96.46 | 98.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5363. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 96.45 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5364. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 96.44 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 5365. | Bradley (bradt30h) | 96.44 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5366. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 96.44 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5367. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 96.43 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 5368. | Nerd Typist (accuracy_goddess) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5369. | X (3092819) | 96.42 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 5370. | Hillary (hillzygirl1) | 96.42 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 5371. | Eicy (eicymores) | 96.42 | 95.6% | 2024-01-18 |
| 5372. | Jared (titanium_tendons) | 96.42 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5373. | ThatLizardDude (thatlizardd... | 96.41 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 5374. | takutaku (solana4149) | 96.40 | 96.3% | 2025-04-11 |
| 5375. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 96.40 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
| 5376. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 96.40 | 98.3% | 2024-03-14 |
| 5377. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 96.40 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |