See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5514. | (chadski642) | 96.53 | 98.5% | 2025-01-13 |
| 5515. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 96.53 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5516. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 96.52 | 97.5% | 2023-09-07 |
| 5517. | sky (skyindevind) | 96.52 | 97.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 5518. | nonononono (printerink) | 96.51 | 98% | 2024-01-16 |
| 5519. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 96.51 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 5520. | stożek (stzz) | 96.50 | 97.8% | 2024-09-02 |
| 5521. | Salman (salmanosaurus) | 96.49 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 5522. | Ba (prttyfast) | 96.49 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 5523. | bo (boquintana) | 96.49 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 5524. | Jusuf (kz99) | 96.48 | 97.4% | 2024-06-08 |
| 5525. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 96.48 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5526. | max (max_el) | 96.47 | 98% | 2024-07-04 |
| 5527. | hailee (haileegirlypop) | 96.46 | 97.7% | 2024-03-11 |
| 5528. | Bastion (verschlossen00) | 96.46 | 98.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5529. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 96.45 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5530. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 96.44 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 5531. | Bradley (bradt30h) | 96.44 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5532. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 96.44 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5533. | Keiroi (keiroi) | 96.43 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 5534. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 96.43 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 5535. | Nerd Typist (accuracy_goddess) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5536. | Joker_Lobo (waleed_lobo) | 96.42 | 97% | 2025-07-09 |
| 5537. | X (3092819) | 96.42 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 5538. | Hillary (hillzygirl1) | 96.42 | 97% | 2024-03-15 |
| 5539. | Eicy (eicymores) | 96.42 | 95.6% | 2024-01-18 |
| 5540. | Jared (titanium_tendons) | 96.42 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 5541. | ThatLizardDude (thatlizardd... | 96.41 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 5542. | takutaku (solana4149) | 96.40 | 96.3% | 2025-04-11 |
| 5543. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 96.40 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |