So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27567. | Sergey (sergeyuf) | 56.67 | — | 2010-10-18 |
| 27568. | Branimir (pectoralismajor) | 56.67 | 89% | 2015-11-02 |
| 27569. | JaumeBG (jaumebg) | 56.67 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 27570. | Jenul (type_proxy) | 56.66 | 94% | 2019-07-25 |
| 27571. | Sifat (sifatakon) | 56.66 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
| 27572. | BK (bk333) | 56.66 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 27573. | K (knotz) | 56.66 | 95% | 2015-12-06 |
| 27574. | LAZER (lazerlarz) | 56.66 | 93% | 2015-07-14 |
| 27575. | Vinh (conansss) | 56.66 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 27576. | tetramethod (tetramethod) | 56.66 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
| 27577. | jclb (jclb) | 56.65 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 27578. | nitin (nitin989) | 56.65 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 27579. | Builder (builderftw) | 56.65 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
| 27580. | zerone (iamzerone) | 56.65 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 27581. | denoots (denoots) | 56.65 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27582. | Glasuren (glausren) | 56.65 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 27583. | David (david_zhang) | 56.64 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 27584. | saumil (saumilsdk) | 56.64 | 94% | 2014-04-22 |
| 27585. | cryptids (cryptids) | 56.64 | 93% | 2016-09-25 |
| 27586. | Jyggalg (heershingenmosiken) | 56.63 | 94.2% | 2023-10-22 |
| 27587. | tstats[2_himanshu] (2_himan... | 56.63 | 96% | 2022-03-27 |
| 27588. | Arlene (katz1971) | 56.63 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
| 27589. | harsh (hrshrj) | 56.63 | 95% | 2014-06-16 |
| 27590. | Felix (felixman_922) | 56.62 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 27591. | cd7ca2bb (pleazy) | 56.62 | 94% | 2020-08-20 |
| 27592. | An (xwanted) | 56.62 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 27593. | Diane (puggi) | 56.62 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 27594. | John Carl (kaekko) | 56.61 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 27595. | vliv (hyte) | 56.61 | 93.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 27596. | Erfan (erfanmirzapour) | 56.61 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |