Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6467. | Chaitanya (chaitanya25) | 94.49 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 6468. | Cooper (cglavin) | 94.49 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 6469. | poke (ekop1) | 94.48 | 94% | 2015-08-26 |
| 6470. | Homer (cowmonger) | 94.48 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 6471. | Allan (allandallon) | 94.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6472. | Derek (thenyaz) | 94.48 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 6473. | ヨセフ (ogle1124) | 94.47 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
| 6474. | dust in the wind (ditw) | 94.47 | 99% | 2012-08-01 |
| 6475. | Dunois (dunois) | 94.47 | 95.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 6476. | Edylc (edylk) | 94.47 | 94% | 2017-03-23 |
| 6477. | Julie (jullaayy) | 94.47 | 90% | 2011-09-20 |
| 6478. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 94.45 | 100% | 2015-08-26 |
| 6479. | Jon (simplynomnom) | 94.45 | 94% | 2013-04-29 |
| 6480. | kirasu (alihan8) | 94.45 | 97.6% | 2023-07-12 |
| 6481. | Bobby (bobby11rose) | 94.44 | 96% | 2012-05-17 |
| 6482. | Brian (phib0nacc1) | 94.44 | 96% | 2011-12-28 |
| 6483. | Behind (melounx) | 94.42 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 6484. | Karl (saument) | 94.42 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 6485. | LSJ (shyugi) | 94.42 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 6486. | Huy (nlmhuy) | 94.42 | 97% | 2014-05-07 |
| 6487. | Small (2pacaklypse) | 94.42 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 6488. | Bart (hubba485) | 94.42 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 6489. | July (phi4069) | 94.42 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 6490. | David (yearn) | 94.41 | 94% | 2012-04-13 |
| 6491. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 94.40 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 6492. | Matt (t0035) | 94.40 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 6493. | Vince (xisthur) | 94.40 | 92% | 2016-06-08 |
| 6494. | Blake (chimalpopica) | 94.39 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6495. | john (onobones) | 94.39 | — | 2008-09-25 |
| 6496. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 94.39 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |