Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3861. | Tim (dreamaz) | 64.55 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 3862. | Peter (crazynumnums) | 64.54 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3863. | Naufal (naufalmahing) | 64.52 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3864. | Kevin (kytrex) | 64.52 | 95% | 2018-01-10 |
| 3865. | Kenyaaa~~~ (kenzaa) | 64.51 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3866. | William (vlakross) | 64.50 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3867. | kunal (kunav) | 64.47 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3868. | Gareth (mrmlg081) | 64.47 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 3869. | Izzah (izzy4336) | 64.44 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3870. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 64.44 | 94% | 2017-09-29 |
| 3871. | Ben (bunjow) | 64.44 | 99% | 2017-11-24 |
| 3872. | DislikeBot (dislikebot) | 64.42 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
| 3873. | deepak (deepak319) | 64.41 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 3874. | Daniel (dancharr) | 64.41 | 93% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3875. | Yoshi (yoshiplayer) | 64.38 | 97% | 2019-04-21 |
| 3876. | chrisbob (chrisbob) | 64.38 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
| 3877. | SauceV (sauce_v) | 64.37 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 3878. | Nathan (natanree) | 64.35 | 98% | 2018-08-25 |
| 3879. | Prasant (man_iac) | 64.35 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 3880. | Josh (jolman) | 64.34 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3881. | google (google_epic) | 64.34 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3882. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 64.33 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 3883. | Jonas (calmdownnnnn) | 64.30 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3884. | lex (lexzaid) | 64.30 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 3885. | Joaquin (super_gaboboy) | 64.28 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3886. | Diego (divarela) | 64.28 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 3887. | Louis (cenuij) | 64.28 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 3888. | wow (kitzin) | 64.28 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 3889. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 64.26 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 3890. | Robert (lowestlow) | 64.26 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |