Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18534. | Karl (xillionpro) | 70.85 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 18535. | Kazo (kazo67) | 70.85 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 18536. | Baws (zelvix) | 70.85 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 18537. | Tina (enitsuj17) | 70.84 | 92% | 2013-01-05 |
| 18538. | Kristoffer (igotskillz1337) | 70.84 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 18539. | salman (salman1122) | 70.84 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 18540. | Haru (harubao) | 70.84 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18541. | Sambo (sambogamble) | 70.84 | 97.3% | 2023-09-27 |
| 18542. | _akash_ (pealedpotato) | 70.84 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 18543. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 70.84 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 18544. | Daithà (daithi) | 70.84 | 85% | 2016-11-08 |
| 18545. | Alex (willowlt28) | 70.84 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 18546. | happleby (happleby) | 70.83 | 96% | 2012-02-06 |
| 18547. | zero errors (zero_errors) | 70.83 | 99% | 2011-10-01 |
| 18548. | Rajat (argentum_1807) | 70.83 | 96.1% | 2023-06-24 |
| 18549. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 70.83 | 96% | 2012-02-23 |
| 18550. | Yousef (saucceyy) | 70.82 | 94.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 18551. | Chris (chris_p) | 70.82 | 98.5% | 2023-06-05 |
| 18552. | Lucas (lucas3984) | 70.82 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 18553. | Ventus (ventus___) | 70.82 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
| 18554. | Jiun-Ru (nutmacaca) | 70.81 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 18555. | Orexel (orexelstorm) | 70.81 | 94% | 2014-10-24 |
| 18556. | Eric (xplo99) | 70.81 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 18557. | Dillon (slooth) | 70.81 | 87% | 2012-11-12 |
| 18558. | ari (arayashi) | 70.81 | 96% | 2014-08-19 |
| 18559. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 70.81 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 18560. | Amarpreet Singh (amar123200) | 70.81 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 18561. | Mubasshir (hackermub) | 70.81 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 18562. | Peter (perokema) | 70.80 | 97% | 2013-02-15 |
| 18563. | Jason (kuanca) | 70.80 | 99% | 2014-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |