Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38962. | Yun Fei (felixshih) | 33.38 | 92% | 2013-06-22 |
| 38963. | Peter (sopet1) | 33.38 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 38964. | varun (kaakusharma) | 33.38 | 90% | 2012-01-25 |
| 38965. | RISHAV KUMAR (rishug) | 33.37 | 93% | 2021-12-31 |
| 38966. | Zahra (zara_bayatt) | 33.37 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 38967. | Alina (gopher89) | 33.37 | 88% | 2013-04-21 |
| 38968. | Reid (reido) | 33.36 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 38969. | Faizzul (faizzul3011) | 33.35 | 94% | 2014-01-07 |
| 38970. | Timmy (timmy1220) | 33.35 | 88% | 2012-12-31 |
| 38971. | ismah (ismahhanifi) | 33.35 | 91% | 2011-12-29 |
| 38972. | Rebecca (rebecca1232) | 33.35 | 94% | 2014-10-15 |
| 38973. | Eski (eski_mooh_colemak) | 33.33 | 95% | 2023-01-02 |
| 38974. | chang (catchmax) | 33.33 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 38975. | shashank (shashank3900) | 33.33 | 91% | 2015-06-19 |
| 38976. | Atharva (jackiechanlee) | 33.32 | 94% | 2023-03-17 |
| 38977. | Mr. Game & Watch (iforgot) | 33.32 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 38978. | Ethan (xetx) | 33.31 | 91% | 2021-02-11 |
| 38979. | satyanarayan (satyans24) | 33.31 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 38980. | Ivan (miham) | 33.31 | 91% | 2019-10-24 |
| 38981. | omar (omar_beltagy) | 33.30 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 38982. | sarah (sparkshyser) | 33.30 | 82% | 2015-02-17 |
| 38983. | AYUSH (pubalo) | 33.30 | 95% | 2013-06-12 |
| 38984. | Marianne (matr) | 33.30 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 38985. | Kelvin (copyburner) | 33.30 | 100% | 2013-01-12 |
| 38986. | Ai (euforiaone) | 33.29 | 80% | 2011-07-28 |
| 38987. | Ruitao (tiaiisrt) | 33.29 | 90% | 2013-03-25 |
| 38988. | Trevor (myschiff) | 33.29 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 38989. | James (deutschland) | 33.29 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 38990. | sarah (sarah212) | 33.28 | 91% | 2013-05-01 |
| 38991. | Steven (mrcookie100) | 33.28 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |