I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
608 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1628. | jay (je1ani) | 93.44 | 97% | 2024-12-07 |
| 1629. | Silingas (trustys) | 93.44 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1630. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 93.43 | 100% | 2025-01-31 |
| 1631. | Aiden (sparkeagle) | 93.43 | 98% | 2024-07-05 |
| 1632. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 93.43 | 99.1% | 2023-12-12 |
| 1633. | Julia (strangerinthealps) | 93.39 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1634. | qweqwe (qweu) | 93.39 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
| 1635. | Joe (joemamadeez) | 93.38 | 97% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1636. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 93.37 | 97.4% | 2025-02-25 |
| 1637. | Lance (l_nce) | 93.36 | 95.7% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1638. | Grace Bernelli (grace_berne... | 93.34 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 1639. | Rahul Haldar (rhrahulhaldar) | 93.33 | 98.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1640. | tstats[gOeY] (goeynom) | 93.32 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1641. | Mike (mike_121) | 93.32 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 1642. | nunya (daintyfawn) | 93.31 | 97.1% | 2024-07-11 |
| 1643. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1644. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.29 | 96.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1645. | SLSL (slslz) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 1646. | vatsu (nify) | 93.26 | 96.7% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1647. | lucktale (lucktale) | 93.23 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1648. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 93.23 | 96.5% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1649. | 6ymaxep (6ymaxep) | 93.20 | 98% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1650. | Beeveen (vinean) | 93.19 | 97.5% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1651. | Lebron James (yjiang01) | 93.18 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 1652. | brianhz (brianhz) | 93.17 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1653. | austin (0x13ba) | 93.16 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 1654. | Ree0203 (ree0203) | 93.15 | 96% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1655. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 93.15 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1656. | Pla (hello312) | 93.14 | 99% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1657. | Rex (krellsta) | 93.10 | 96% | 2024-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |