So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7926. | Autumn (act01) | 90.60 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 7927. | Simon (jesussr) | 90.60 | 92% | 2012-10-20 |
| 7928. | Mahwish (mahwish) | 90.60 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 7929. | Cherry (oogalong) | 90.59 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 7930. | Rune (ecto) | 90.58 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 7931. | Jerry (foxyphoton) | 90.58 | 94% | 2014-12-12 |
| 7932. | Pei Bin (cheongpeibin) | 90.58 | 98% | 2016-05-24 |
| 7933. | Ion (incode4it) | 90.58 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 7934. | Jonah (jonahkwok) | 90.58 | 95% | 2011-11-09 |
| 7935. | dillon (kenaris) | 90.58 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 7936. | Tim (tortoiseexpress) | 90.58 | 95% | 2012-03-03 |
| 7937. | Christian (nivelheim) | 90.57 | 95% | 2012-09-29 |
| 7938. | typey boy (kylewh0421) | 90.57 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 7939. | Sam (poisonedmisfit) | 90.57 | 99% | 2013-04-20 |
| 7940. | [: Ani (mainly_err) | 90.57 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 7941. | Bibg Glopingus (bigsal_1000) | 90.56 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 7942. | satwik (satwik_060) | 90.55 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7943. | Tancoronet (tancoronet982) | 90.55 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 7944. | Markus (mkh90) | 90.55 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 7945. | Zoom Zoom (zoomzoomgelo) | 90.55 | 94% | 2014-03-20 |
| 7946. | Larmon (in54ni7y) | 90.55 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 7947. | Pboy (hueymcduck) | 90.54 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 7948. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 90.54 | 97.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 7949. | Vendain (vendain) | 90.54 | 95% | 2012-07-30 |
| 7950. | Pawaox (pawaox) | 90.53 | 91% | 2013-09-11 |
| 7951. | ronald (roclus) | 90.53 | 97% | 2011-05-17 |
| 7952. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 90.53 | 98% | 2014-09-26 |
| 7953. | florence (florenceandthemac... | 90.52 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 7954. | gwen (abcdbga) | 90.52 | 97.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7955. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 90.52 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |