The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10792. | Zingiberis (eremophilia) | 99.19 | 93% | 2013-10-19 |
| 10793. | Adam (mentalbrick) | 99.18 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 10794. | ng (damnitsoda) | 99.18 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 10795. | Joe (jobeanie123) | 99.18 | 93% | 2014-01-28 |
| 10796. | Dave (coltdriver) | 99.18 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 10797. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 99.18 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 10798. | Kaden (hybridbowshot) | 99.17 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 10799. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 99.17 | 99% | 2023-04-19 |
| 10800. | Bob (supergreaze) | 99.17 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 10801. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 99.17 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 10802. | Jose t (ghosty33349) | 99.16 | 97.2% | 2023-09-29 |
| 10803. | Cereal (krncereal) | 99.16 | 97.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 10804. | xav (_xavier_) | 99.16 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 10805. | a1ways (pi___) | 99.16 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 10806. | cubis (cubis) | 99.16 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 10807. | lienny (lienny90) | 99.16 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 10808. | Jim (jimjimbles123) | 99.15 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 10809. | Jp (gamr_jph) | 99.15 | 98% | 2020-01-01 |
| 10810. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 99.15 | 99% | 2021-11-26 |
| 10811. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 99.15 | 100% | 2016-02-24 |
| 10812. | Harry (harrycooze) | 99.15 | 95% | 2013-03-02 |
| 10813. | Kevin (despawned) | 99.15 | 96% | 2015-06-30 |
| 10814. | uh (ingite) | 99.14 | 97.8% | 2023-10-22 |
| 10815. | Mike (hipsterdufus) | 99.14 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 10816. | Slothsu (beanerbag) | 99.14 | 99% | 2013-06-20 |
| 10817. | James (jamesshi) | 99.14 | 97% | 2012-05-26 |
| 10818. | Sean (seansmk17) | 99.13 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 10819. | Bück (buckdick) | 99.13 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| 10820. | Siddhartha (sid_tiw) | 99.12 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 10821. | Colin (notnow2morrow) | 99.12 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |