When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9369. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 83.84 | 96.4% | 2025-03-01 |
| 9370. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 83.84 | 99% | 2019-10-09 |
| 9371. | Bob (caseofthereds) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 9372. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 83.84 | 98% | 2018-06-22 |
| 9373. | Trae (traeb1999) | 83.83 | 99% | 2020-06-22 |
| 9374. | pig (roadpid) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 9375. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 83.83 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 9376. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 83.83 | 96% | 2018-12-31 |
| 9377. | maoam (maoamwins) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9378. | Johnny (boneritis) | 83.81 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 9379. | Paper (paper_) | 83.81 | 99% | 2019-08-30 |
| 9380. | 123 (bittergourd123) | 83.80 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9381. | Tim (ionianacht) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9382. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 83.78 | 97.5% | 2025-02-24 |
| 9383. | Monk (monkbp) | 83.78 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9384. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 83.78 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9385. | Kaan (nkaant) | 83.77 | 98% | 2024-09-14 |
| 9386. | sator1 (sator1) | 83.77 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 9387. | Palqa (palqar) | 83.77 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9388. | uvuvwevwevwe (onyetwenyevwe) | 83.77 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9389. | Oleg (braga01) | 83.77 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 9390. | Huy (keybrdslutz) | 83.76 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9391. | Lancy (d_lancel0t) | 83.76 | 96.3% | 2023-06-20 |
| 9392. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9393. | QKhjZtXFyxmvF (qkhjztxfyxmvf) | 83.76 | 100% | 2018-09-22 |
| 9394. | Peaky (x101) | 83.76 | 97% | 2021-01-02 |
| 9395. | Jakeyboi (00hike) | 83.75 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 9396. | Preston (lantzer) | 83.75 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 9397. | huskywithahat (ruthlessgarlic) | 83.73 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 9398. | Bravo (saerhim100) | 83.73 | 99% | 2019-06-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |