Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11314. | Tyronaught (tyronaught) | 83.52 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
| 11315. | Ezekiel (nico_1_kalvari) | 83.52 | 98% | 2020-12-25 |
| 11316. | Tar (typer_noob) | 83.52 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 11317. | Fosh (foshy) | 83.52 | 100% | 2021-12-27 |
| 11318. | akashi (akashi) | 83.51 | 89% | 2014-07-05 |
| 11319. | Wez (kalq) | 83.51 | 96% | 2012-02-20 |
| 11320. | Louis (louislarry) | 83.51 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 11321. | Brandon (branick) | 83.51 | 97% | 2013-07-21 |
| 11322. | C (charlottec) | 83.50 | 88% | 2015-08-07 |
| 11323. | House V (housev) | 83.50 | 97% | 2014-09-27 |
| 11324. | Rai (rairaiept) | 83.50 | 98% | 2012-02-09 |
| 11325. | Ian (holeyness) | 83.50 | 95% | 2012-01-25 |
| 11326. | Sahil (sahil21db) | 83.50 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 11327. | Will (wrinehart) | 83.50 | 94% | 2011-07-25 |
| 11328. | tim (timu) | 83.50 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
| 11329. | Xavalam (xavalam) | 83.50 | 96.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11330. | Jono (jonodvorak) | 83.49 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 11331. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 83.49 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 11332. | Jeremy (jmajeremy) | 83.49 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 11333. | Alex (supra) | 83.49 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 11334. | Reddy (wrath_of_reddy) | 83.49 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 11335. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 83.49 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 11336. | satan (satanslefttoe) | 83.49 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 11337. | Jesus is Lord (smricha1) | 83.49 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 11338. | Alex (azheng) | 83.49 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11339. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 83.48 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 11340. | ydem2nir9tag (ydem2nir9tag) | 83.48 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 11341. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 83.48 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 11342. | chazz (_chazz_) | 83.48 | 99% | 2018-08-14 |
| 11343. | Chongtek (markmai) | 83.48 | 93% | 2014-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |