I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9121. | Matin (matin_pasargad) | 92.35 | 96.1% | 2023-09-15 |
| 9122. | (icancto) | 92.35 | 99% | 2021-07-10 |
| 9123. | Navin (ninjajump21) | 92.34 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 9124. | Declan (decklun) | 92.34 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 9125. | David (dcoh91) | 92.34 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 9126. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 92.34 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 9127. | Siam Murshed (murshedslament) | 92.33 | 98% | 2025-10-22 |
| 9128. | Dell Bigfoot (drakonas550) | 92.33 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 9129. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 92.33 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 9130. | just why (imnoob22222) | 92.32 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 9131. | Thomas (uedoh) | 92.32 | 96% | 2026-05-15 |
| 9132. | Topi (tofithecat) | 92.32 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 9133. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 92.32 | 99% | 2020-01-30 |
| 9134. | Mordoe (mortenhb) | 92.31 | 98.1% | 2024-09-12 |
| 9135. | Two (twoball) | 92.31 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9136. | Michael (v3spula) | 92.31 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 9137. | Neutral (neutral77) | 92.30 | 98% | 2024-07-02 |
| 9138. | 🐢yo (longliveyume) | 92.30 | 99% | 2022-02-21 |
| 9139. | Toymaker (jetamaya) | 92.30 | 96% | 2024-03-15 |
| 9140. | satan (satanslefttoe) | 92.30 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 9141. | Hello (pancakeparlour) | 92.30 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 9142. | Devon (mediocrityatbest412) | 92.29 | 97.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 9143. | Ingrid (ingrilledbeef) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 9144. | d0bu (d0bucookie) | 92.29 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9145. | Mediocre man (khanhyeuquan) | 92.29 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9146. | Neel (neel19) | 92.29 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 9147. | sean (tpsn3) | 92.29 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 9148. | yoog (yoog) | 92.29 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| 9149. | Hasan (kingofnumbers) | 92.28 | 98.3% | 2024-07-22 |
| 9150. | hayfever (hayfever) | 92.28 | 97.6% | 2024-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |