I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3532. | (egovangel) | 67.81 | 98.2% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3533. | (j82ca) | 67.77 | 97.1% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3534. | (monstermatts) | 67.76 | 95% | 2025-10-22 |
| 3535. | guy (zagu) | 67.72 | 96.3% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3536. | NotHmingbird (not_hmingbird) | 67.70 | 96% | 2025-12-30 |
| 3537. | (auxinn) | 67.69 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
| 3538. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 67.68 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3539. | (pads111) | 67.66 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 3540. | (naeiur) | 67.63 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 3541. | (aoiushd) | 67.61 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3542. | (ngxnam) | 67.55 | 96.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3543. | (migueacastro) | 67.53 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3544. | Sant1 (nemoo134) | 67.38 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3545. | (bl4n) | 67.17 | 95% | 2024-11-07 |
| 3546. | (earthangel101) | 67.17 | 96.4% | 2024-07-29 |
| 3547. | (minecrash101) | 67.11 | 94% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3548. | satanjay (satanjay) | 67.09 | 98.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 3549. | (abhi8803) | 67.06 | 95% | 2025-08-31 |
| 3550. | (kbyyd24) | 67.02 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3551. | (kalleok) | 66.99 | 93.1% | 2023-07-26 |
| 3552. | vvaciej (vvaciej) | 66.99 | 96% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3553. | (twenty_one_21) | 66.98 | 98% | 2026-02-11 |
| 3554. | (sar4hog2) | 66.97 | 95% | 2024-12-23 |
| 3555. | (p0nytail) | 66.92 | 97.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3556. | (slickfalcon) | 66.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-18 |
| 3557. | (turtleknight) | 66.83 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3558. | (ambandi) | 66.54 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 3559. | (jtasher3) | 66.50 | 95.9% | 2024-06-02 |
| 3560. | (roror12) | 66.50 | 96% | 2025-07-28 |
| 3561. | (husian323) | 66.49 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |