Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6340. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 42.69 | 94% | 2020-10-31 |
| 6341. | (cerebral_sustenance) | 42.68 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 6342. | selur04 (sulernicir) | 42.66 | 94% | 2020-11-26 |
| 6343. | (mirza786) | 42.66 | 94% | 2018-10-30 |
| 6344. | (fernandes10) | 42.66 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 6345. | (bunnypuc) | 42.63 | 92% | 2020-07-22 |
| 6346. | (usa13) | 42.61 | 94% | 2018-11-01 |
| 6347. | (strombolisauce) | 42.57 | 95% | 2020-03-21 |
| 6348. | (nattypratt) | 42.57 | 95% | 2018-10-27 |
| 6349. | (awesomeguy204) | 42.55 | 91% | 2019-12-09 |
| 6350. | (reason650) | 42.55 | 92% | 2017-12-26 |
| 6351. | (rodri71) | 42.49 | 94% | 2020-08-07 |
| 6352. | _-_-_-_ (phelistein) | 42.46 | 94% | 2018-12-13 |
| 6353. | (scarzy) | 42.43 | 95% | 2017-08-07 |
| 6354. | (pikachowo) | 42.39 | 94% | 2020-11-06 |
| 6355. | (seekingtotype) | 42.35 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 6356. | satanjay (satanjay) | 42.34 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 6357. | (aymenalwh) | 42.34 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6358. | (guest_00) | 42.32 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 6359. | (jelrebel) | 42.28 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 6360. | (jamesu07) | 42.26 | 93% | 2019-04-03 |
| 6361. | (alinsteve) | 42.26 | 95% | 2018-09-23 |
| 6362. | (cwillis20) | 42.19 | 93% | 2018-08-05 |
| 6363. | (kim2019) | 42.12 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| 6364. | (rajesh) | 42.06 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 6365. | (merrydukes) | 42.06 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 6366. | Kuripa (kuripa) | 42.05 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 6367. | Dat (nt_dat) | 42.02 | 92% | 2020-08-20 |
| 6368. | (degau5) | 42.01 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 6369. | Haridasan (haridas) | 42.01 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |