As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22277. | (k0smosas) | 55.40 | 95% | 2018-12-31 |
| 22278. | (mrhawkman) | 55.39 | 95% | 2017-12-04 |
| 22279. | (sinisterserpent) | 55.39 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
| 22280. | (eelind) | 55.39 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 22281. | (danjayson) | 55.39 | 91% | 2017-05-19 |
| 22282. | (m_darkeyes) | 55.38 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 22283. | (tlewy633) | 55.38 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| 22284. | (micaldos) | 55.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 22285. | (piccolo90) | 55.38 | 94% | 2016-11-13 |
| 22286. | (d_m_t) | 55.38 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
| 22287. | Lenny (lenny227) | 55.37 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22288. | (was11) | 55.37 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 22289. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 55.37 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 22290. | (niravt) | 55.37 | 88% | 2017-05-03 |
| 22291. | (slowerthanmolasses) | 55.37 | 94% | 2021-06-14 |
| 22292. | (benjijg) | 55.37 | 89% | 2015-05-01 |
| 22293. | satanjay (satanjay) | 55.36 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
| 22294. | (60484916) | 55.35 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 22295. | nitro (nitrocircus) | 55.35 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
| 22296. | (ifingeredyourkeyboard) | 55.35 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 22297. | (botanic) | 55.35 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 22298. | (alexsf_9000) | 55.34 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
| 22299. | (gi_prim) | 55.34 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
| 22300. | (qwerty1111) | 55.33 | 96.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 22301. | (omar_hafez) | 55.32 | 94% | 2022-03-26 |
| 22302. | (buzzcity14) | 55.32 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 22303. | Shahzod (shakhzod1777) | 55.32 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 22304. | FreePalestine (haji_wiki) | 55.31 | 96% | 2025-08-27 |
| 22305. | (gurus848) | 55.31 | 91% | 2016-12-31 |
| 22306. | (bhavya_k) | 55.31 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |