And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23154. | joanna (soltera) | 74.01 | 97.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 23155. | Pere_Gil (pere_gil) | 74.01 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 23156. | boyoftoy (boyoftoy) | 74.01 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| 23157. | Speed (catchup) | 74.01 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 23158. | Januar (januar) | 74.01 | 94% | 2015-05-19 |
| 23159. | Juan (oduk) | 74.01 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 23160. | Joe (castor_joe) | 74.01 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 23161. | zonked (zonked) | 74.01 | 93% | 2015-10-27 |
| 23162. | Kacper (szogun) | 74.01 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 23163. | Jakob (spelgubbe) | 74.01 | 97% | 2013-11-21 |
| 23164. | Dylan (fosterdill) | 74.00 | 96% | 2013-10-02 |
| 23165. | Dhaval (dhavalt) | 74.00 | 91% | 2013-09-19 |
| 23166. | Jill (devaunsmom) | 74.00 | 99% | 2019-09-18 |
| 23167. | Quad (quad_buck) | 74.00 | 96.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 23168. | sid (smcclean4) | 74.00 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 23169. | M (bravoecho) | 74.00 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 23170. | AJ (sasuke_101) | 73.99 | 92% | 2013-08-06 |
| 23171. | justin (brickcontrol) | 73.99 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 23172. | Likhon (likhon5) | 73.99 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 23173. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 73.99 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 23174. | Nupcake (nupcake) | 73.99 | 97% | 2014-03-15 |
| 23175. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 73.99 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 23176. | King M - The King Rules....... | 73.99 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 23177. | Ben (eeee) | 73.98 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 23178. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 73.98 | 99% | 2015-05-20 |
| 23179. | Nada (goldpants) | 73.98 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 23180. | Mafwin (billybill524) | 73.98 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 23181. | Eduardo (4lc1d3) | 73.98 | 95% | 2012-02-25 |
| 23182. | nubax (nubax) | 73.97 | 96% | 2017-08-10 |
| 23183. | Exciter (taluvn) | 73.97 | 96% | 2011-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |