The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34725. | Damian (bigsweat) | 59.76 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 34726. | JacobHenne (jacobhenne) | 59.76 | 96.1% | 2024-10-27 |
| 34727. | Jai (z3phyr21) | 59.76 | 93.1% | 2024-07-05 |
| 34728. | Ani (tyud0s) | 59.76 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 34729. | Ernest Enad (its_nad) | 59.76 | 94% | 2023-12-01 |
| 34730. | Franz (franzthemanzkafka) | 59.76 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 34731. | Adi33 (aditutu69) | 59.76 | 87% | 2015-06-01 |
| 34732. | Keenan (kunairz) | 59.75 | 95.9% | 2025-05-29 |
| 34733. | Alex (curzuv) | 59.75 | 99% | 2024-04-01 |
| 34734. | Elk (elkx) | 59.75 | 96% | 2025-11-20 |
| 34735. | asgfd (akjghaf) | 59.75 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 34736. | Akash gardas (akash932) | 59.75 | 95.6% | 2024-03-04 |
| 34737. | Abdul-Qayyum (qayyax24) | 59.75 | 95% | 2025-04-25 |
| 34738. | Jeje McCallister (jejemccal... | 59.75 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 34739. | Mayank (minkk777) | 59.75 | 95% | 2019-04-19 |
| 34740. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.75 | 90% | 2015-10-31 |
| 34741. | Angel (cyclomos) | 59.74 | 95.2% | 2025-04-26 |
| 34742. | typology (typologia) | 59.74 | 96.8% | 2025-05-22 |
| 34743. | Sasuke Uchiha (sasuke9807) | 59.74 | 97% | 2024-06-06 |
| 34744. | Kappa (rabbit_racer) | 59.74 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 34745. | Daniel (quaque) | 59.74 | 97.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 34746. | mjafaar (mustaffa) | 59.74 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 34747. | Passenger (quazetiq) | 59.74 | 96% | 2025-01-02 |
| 34748. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 59.74 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 34749. | kamidogu (kamidogu) | 59.74 | 97.4% | 2023-11-17 |
| 34750. | Mark (texasranger) | 59.74 | 91% | 2015-06-03 |
| 34751. | kdor bas (achkdor) | 59.73 | 96% | 2025-11-23 |
| 34752. | Sadique (zues_op) | 59.73 | 96.9% | 2024-11-07 |
| 34753. | Zack (poprose) | 59.73 | 95% | 2024-08-28 |
| 34754. | Jimmy bill bob (jimmybillbob) | 59.73 | 93% | 2024-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |