Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37875. | Dilek (dilekk) | 37.17 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 37876. | Maxis (maxiswj) | 37.16 | 95% | 2017-12-17 |
| 37877. | Rooster (_sirius) | 37.15 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 37878. | Phi (yellow0601) | 37.15 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 37879. | Nega (neganoob) | 37.15 | 92% | 2018-12-01 |
| 37880. | Deepa (deepal) | 37.15 | 94% | 2012-02-06 |
| 37881. | Wazzin (wazzin) | 37.15 | 95% | 2013-06-20 |
| 37882. | irfan (irfan810) | 37.15 | 92% | 2016-05-11 |
| 37883. | Guess (youandme) | 37.15 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 37884. | Suhail (19sxmallick) | 37.14 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 37885. | Glo (gloria) | 37.14 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 37886. | Cheli (2009) | 37.14 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 37887. | jucadar (jucadar) | 37.13 | 89% | 2016-07-18 |
| 37888. | Spagedy (spagedy) | 37.13 | 95% | 2021-03-30 |
| 37889. | nahuel (leuhan) | 37.12 | 92% | 2022-03-29 |
| 37890. | Gaurav (blockcipherr) | 37.12 | 92% | 2021-04-20 |
| 37891. | Haneen (haneen_emad) | 37.11 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 37892. | Arshi (arshi_7) | 37.11 | 94% | 2022-03-16 |
| 37893. | ¹°”ˆ˜¨ 𝐎ϻ ¨˜ˆ... | 37.11 | 93% | 2021-01-05 |
| 37894. | Zach (sasquatch) | 37.11 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 37895. | Viktor (20031997) | 37.10 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 37896. | Monjur 101 (monjur_ahmed) | 37.10 | 93% | 2021-12-28 |
| 37897. | Chris (stylesuxx) | 37.10 | 90% | 2011-06-22 |
| 37898. | Srdjan (srle1312) | 37.09 | 92% | 2021-11-04 |
| 37899. | Kevin (evil_kang) | 37.09 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 37900. | Kan (kanser) | 37.08 | 92% | 2022-12-11 |
| 37901. | Virjeen (virjeen_) | 37.08 | 95% | 2021-01-28 |
| 37902. | DIO (kujo_jotaro) | 37.08 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 37903. | Kacper (simson090) | 37.08 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 37904. | zcoob (zcoob) | 37.08 | 93% | 2016-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |