So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10287. | (lwycsrc) | 85.09 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 10288. | Kaylie (suettt) | 85.09 | 97% | 2014-07-26 |
| 10289. | Koki (tanon710) | 85.09 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 10290. | Piotr (pmurach) | 85.09 | 97% | 2014-09-14 |
| 10291. | mohsye (mohsye) | 85.08 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 10292. | bean boy (samcrog) | 85.08 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 10293. | Macy (yesmadamepresident) | 85.07 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10294. | - (sinyanya) | 85.07 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 10295. | Watja (watja) | 85.07 | 97% | 2014-07-07 |
| 10296. | Mick (mickyuille) | 85.07 | 93% | 2011-12-24 |
| 10297. | Andrew (ahalle) | 85.07 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
| 10298. | Quelm (quelmdrash) | 85.07 | 94% | 2012-11-25 |
| 10299. | nisun gomi (gomi) | 85.07 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 10300. | Robby (icybot) | 85.06 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 10301. | b lmao (matt16861) | 85.05 | 91% | 2014-03-30 |
| 10302. | Mark (powrtoch) | 85.05 | 94% | 2012-06-05 |
| 10303. | D (davidju) | 85.04 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 10304. | Slowest (soez4me) | 85.04 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 10305. | Unstoppable (unstoppable) | 85.04 | 95% | 2012-06-15 |
| 10306. | sarah (sasbh2) | 85.04 | 98% | 2015-03-29 |
| 10307. | Destiny (luv2research) | 85.04 | 95% | 2015-04-13 |
| 10308. | jess (jessicaca) | 85.04 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 10309. | Chris (hofferick) | 85.03 | 96% | 2021-03-31 |
| 10310. | J (jcbears) | 85.03 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 10311. | New typer (otherslowtyper) | 85.03 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 10312. | quirino (codeforces) | 85.03 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 10313. | Joshua Robert (drewramos01) | 85.03 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 10314. | Johnn (gohn) | 85.03 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 10315. | shindo (shindo) | 85.03 | 99% | 2011-11-16 |
| 10316. | Crash (crash_complete) | 85.02 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |