The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7794. | Benjamin (dogast) | 93.27 | 96.5% | 2024-09-06 |
| 7795. | Jeff (jeff_howson) | 93.27 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 7796. | Neal (nealsingh) | 93.27 | 95.9% | 2024-10-16 |
| 7797. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 93.27 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 7798. | Hu Tao (hu_tao_c6) | 93.26 | 98.8% | 2025-02-23 |
| 7799. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 93.26 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 7800. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 93.26 | 99% | 2015-11-24 |
| 7801. | dasdr (dasdr) | 93.25 | 99% | 2024-07-14 |
| 7802. | its xdrk (xdrk09123) | 93.25 | 100% | 2024-05-01 |
| 7803. | Bobby (shookieshook) | 93.25 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 7804. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 93.25 | 96% | 2016-07-01 |
| 7805. | Evolion (evolion) | 93.25 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 7806. | sam (chillfilter) | 93.24 | 97% | 2013-04-29 |
| 7807. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 93.24 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 7808. | Erik (merkinmeerkats) | 93.24 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
| 7809. | Ted (morinted) | 93.24 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 7810. | Da_ONe (sasage_04) | 93.23 | 99% | 2025-10-09 |
| 7811. | Sergei (merc1073) | 93.23 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 7812. | Tyson (tysontn) | 93.22 | 97% | 2025-07-04 |
| 7813. | clare (clare8189) | 93.22 | 95% | 2012-03-15 |
| 7814. | Jason (terminatorer) | 93.22 | 96.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 7815. | Alex (revey) | 93.21 | 98.1% | 2024-08-15 |
| 7816. | Guestwith9 (guestwith9) | 93.21 | 96% | 2025-09-14 |
| 7817. | Fabio (willenzor) | 93.21 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 7818. | Dale (typewritist11) | 93.21 | 97.7% | 2024-05-06 |
| 7819. | you (gotten) | 93.21 | 96.6% | 2024-09-06 |
| 7820. | jo (garvers) | 93.21 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 7821. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 93.21 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7822. | Yeahmoon (silunahong) | 93.20 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 7823. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 93.20 | 96% | 2013-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |