So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34935. | POPOPO (terqer) | 41.04 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 34936. | Matti (qzax) | 41.04 | 91% | 2017-01-02 |
| 34937. | cecilia (jeeeeezzz) | 41.04 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 34938. | Peter (paquarri) | 41.03 | 93% | 2022-02-27 |
| 34939. | yt etherlol (youtube_etherlol) | 41.03 | 95.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 34940. | nat (nationalist) | 41.03 | 81% | 2013-03-11 |
| 34941. | lovish (lovishdureja) | 41.03 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
| 34942. | Abdurrezagh (bushkush2009) | 41.03 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 34943. | Barry (ave_it) | 41.02 | 91% | 2022-04-16 |
| 34944. | Rehan (rehan30) | 41.02 | 96% | 2011-08-07 |
| 34945. | Subho (killersubho) | 41.01 | 91.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34946. | Radu (radu599) | 41.01 | 76% | 2014-10-25 |
| 34947. | Prabath (psaw) | 41.01 | 85% | 2016-08-07 |
| 34948. | Ali (ali_mohammad222) | 41.01 | 86% | 2016-03-13 |
| 34949. | Yared (yared_betsega) | 40.99 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 34950. | emo (emo93) | 40.99 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 34951. | Akberen (asembek_akberen) | 40.98 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 34952. | sarom (sarompsebm2) | 40.98 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 34953. | helga (pataki29) | 40.97 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 34954. | Dong Ho (sdh9428) | 40.97 | 94% | 2021-02-23 |
| 34955. | Elaine (ely96) | 40.97 | 90% | 2016-08-04 |
| 34956. | Oc Tieu (nhoc) | 40.97 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
| 34957. | DAT (nguyenkhanhtiendat) | 40.96 | 88% | 2011-10-25 |
| 34958. | Candy (duke) | 40.94 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 34959. | Ansari (ansari) | 40.94 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 34960. | Sasuke (the_boy23) | 40.93 | 91.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 34961. | Gordon (threekings) | 40.93 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
| 34962. | rabah (rabah) | 40.93 | 93% | 2014-05-28 |
| 34963. | ortal (ortalevin) | 40.93 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 34964. | mylene (meilyn) | 40.93 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |