So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9578. | KLITSCHKO (dr_steel_hammer) | 86.58 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 9579. | Vikki (vinka) | 86.58 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 9580. | Jun (whattoname) | 86.57 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9581. | Sherman (shemsan) | 86.57 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 9582. | Sudu (suduvudu) | 86.57 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 9583. | jangar (dvorjack) | 86.57 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9584. | Dylan (sneakz) | 86.57 | 93% | 2016-08-27 |
| 9585. | blek (proking) | 86.57 | 91% | 2012-11-04 |
| 9586. | CAVELL (cavellerson) | 86.55 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9587. | Nicholas (nickochee) | 86.55 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 9588. | Simon (p_simon) | 86.55 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 9589. | Smith (pucymae) | 86.55 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9590. | Yosi (yosi) | 86.55 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 9591. | Jason (lightzout) | 86.55 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 9592. | Tom (brionel) | 86.55 | 98% | 2016-09-29 |
| 9593. | Ali Hassaan (ahmlmh) | 86.55 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 9594. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 86.54 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 9595. | floof (flooffy) | 86.54 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9596. | quack (virtualknight) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9597. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 86.54 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9598. | Sarah ✌(◕‿◕)✌ (s... | 86.54 | 98% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9599. | Bernard (berno904) | 86.53 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9600. | Gerald (keepinitreal) | 86.53 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 9601. | D (ducktypist) | 86.52 | 95% | 2016-12-03 |
| 9602. | MazzaM (typingproxyz) | 86.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 9603. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 86.52 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9604. | Sofiya... Killing Lag... (s... | 86.52 | 92% | 2012-05-18 |
| 9605. | ng (mainsam) | 86.52 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 9606. | Bob (creativenameik) | 86.52 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9607. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 86.51 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |