The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17696. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 75.70 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 17697. | daikon (daikon_n) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 17698. | Rizos (rizos) | 75.69 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 17699. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 17700. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 17701. | David (wdnch) | 75.69 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 17702. | cool_whip (cool_whip) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 17703. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 75.69 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 17704. | Josette (ceij12) | 75.69 | 98% | 2011-12-16 |
| 17705. | Pham (zatekusen) | 75.69 | 90% | 2012-09-29 |
| 17706. | Jeyson (canutex) | 75.69 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 17707. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 75.69 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 17708. | Fernando (fernandocnrs) | 75.68 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
| 17709. | Ferry (superipey) | 75.68 | 89% | 2013-09-25 |
| 17710. | Olaf (gnafoo) | 75.68 | 95% | 2012-10-06 |
| 17711. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 75.68 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 17712. | Akshit (akshitx10) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 17713. | Angelo (eimusupai23) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 17714. | Evgeny (x1p234) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 17715. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 75.67 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 17716. | nondon (nondon) | 75.67 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
| 17717. | Tim (xwrv) | 75.67 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17718. | daniel (ultimumbull) | 75.67 | 94% | 2011-11-21 |
| 17719. | sara (sara1) | 75.67 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 17720. | WELLINGTON (luissluis202) | 75.66 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
| 17721. | Neon (dragonkingscrown) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 17722. | Mr. (dandymcgee) | 75.66 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 17723. | Joshua (bigj0sh) | 75.66 | 94% | 2016-04-13 |
| 17724. | (splendidrice) | 75.65 | 97% | 2019-09-06 |
| 17725. | HyruleOrphan (hyruleorphan) | 75.65 | 93% | 2022-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |