I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3424. | pads (pads111) | 67.66 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 3425. | Sam (naeiur) | 67.63 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 3426. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 67.61 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3427. | veenu (comp_typist) | 67.59 | 96.1% | 2024-03-16 |
| 3428. | nam (ngxnam) | 67.55 | 96.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3429. | Miguel (migueacastro) | 67.53 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3430. | Sant1 (nemoo134) | 67.38 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3431. | Angel (earthangel101) | 67.17 | 96.4% | 2024-07-29 |
| 3432. | Alan (bl4n) | 67.17 | 95% | 2024-11-07 |
| 3433. | Avraam (avradriel) | 67.16 | 95% | 2025-09-17 |
| 3434. | minecrASH101 (minecrash101) | 67.11 | 94% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3435. | satanjay (satanjay) | 67.09 | 98.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 3436. | Abhi8803 (abhi8803) | 67.06 | 95% | 2025-08-31 |
| 3437. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 67.02 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3438. | Kalle (kalleok) | 66.99 | 93% | 2023-07-26 |
| 3439. | vvaciej (vvaciej) | 66.99 | 96% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3440. | Sarah (sar4hog2) | 66.97 | 95% | 2024-12-23 |
| 3441. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 66.92 | 97.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3442. | Karthik (slickfalcon) | 66.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-18 |
| 3443. | Dodo (turtleknight) | 66.83 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3444. | Springfield (springfield1903) | 66.81 | 97.3% | 2024-10-20 |
| 3445. | Henry (ambandi) | 66.54 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 3446. | Roro45 (roror12) | 66.50 | 96% | 2025-07-28 |
| 3447. | John (jtasher3) | 66.50 | 95.9% | 2024-06-02 |
| 3448. | Patriotic man (husian323) | 66.49 | 97% | 2024-04-27 |
| 3449. | Tonkata (_tonkata_) | 66.32 | 95.5% | 2023-05-19 |
| 3450. | Andy (stakaman) | 66.28 | 96.4% | 2025-03-28 |
| 3451. | Kunal (boomlion) | 66.19 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
| 3452. | kin (kinhinyero) | 66.06 | 96% | 2024-10-16 |
| 3453. | Pulgster (pulgster) | 66.01 | 94% | 2023-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |