As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23706. | MyCabbages (my_cabbages) | 51.12 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
23707. | Kevin (vortex_alley) | 51.12 | 90% | 2015-12-27 |
23708. | Jeff (roadburn) | 51.12 | 98% | 2018-05-24 |
23709. | Araite (araite) | 51.12 | 87% | 2015-12-15 |
23710. | Hoang (fury__) | 51.11 | 95% | 2021-09-04 |
23711. | slow (fhskfdjsa) | 51.11 | 94% | 2017-05-09 |
23712. | Tanish (thrufestus) | 51.10 | 94% | 2023-06-04 |
23713. | Mukhametkali (mr_koten) | 51.10 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
23714. | Dmitry (asdre) | 51.10 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
23715. | Seth (sefer) | 51.09 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
23716. | amir (amirjanshekar) | 51.08 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
23717. | Chirag (thischirag) | 51.08 | 95% | 2022-07-13 |
23718. | Aye Myat Myat Min (minmin820) | 51.08 | 95% | 2022-04-10 |
23719. | Adarsh (krishnan7) | 51.08 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
23720. | Gavin (sl0wnsteady) | 51.07 | 99% | 2019-05-02 |
23721. | Lahcen (glutesmaxi) | 51.07 | 89% | 2016-12-05 |
23722. | Garvit (garvit509) | 51.06 | 96.5% | 2023-08-13 |
23723. | Santosh (santoshm33) | 51.06 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
23724. | B (benfield) | 51.05 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
23725. | Gabrielle (garbellet) | 51.05 | 94% | 2016-04-13 |
23726. | NewbeeinTyping (shuangyifa) | 51.05 | 87% | 2016-04-29 |
23727. | ding dong (dion109) | 51.05 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
23728. | Nurba01 (nurba01) | 51.05 | 91% | 2015-12-03 |
23729. | Elvira (clon241) | 51.05 | 97% | 2016-10-08 |
23730. | L (lyell) | 51.04 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
23731. | GODA (turbo1230) | 51.04 | 94% | 2022-10-25 |
23732. | Rage (zxlpk42) | 51.04 | 85% | 2015-06-25 |
23733. | Milos (vampirespeed) | 51.04 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
23734. | Syed Muhammad Ali (syedali346) | 51.03 | 89% | 2016-02-25 |
23735. | Rene (polyglot) | 51.03 | 94% | 2023-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |