So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33564. | Carlos (charlie2588) | 45.98 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 33565. | Mani chandhar Reddy (mani2002) | 45.97 | 93% | 2022-10-14 |
| 33566. | dean (dean1289) | 45.97 | 91% | 2016-11-30 |
| 33567. | Hayden (revivalist_4) | 45.96 | 94% | 2023-03-23 |
| 33568. | megha (meghasahuiisc) | 45.96 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
| 33569. | Rosta (hookercz) | 45.96 | 93% | 2013-02-27 |
| 33570. | odulay (odul) | 45.96 | 93% | 2016-04-25 |
| 33571. | Jeff (jeffpc) | 45.96 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 33572. | imran (imran6474) | 45.96 | 97% | 2013-09-28 |
| 33573. | Eugenio (eugenioleal) | 45.96 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
| 33574. | Clebson (cmoura) | 45.96 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
| 33575. | Gourav (gourav001) | 45.95 | 94% | 2021-04-19 |
| 33576. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 45.95 | 94% | 2019-10-03 |
| 33577. | Waqar (waqar) | 45.95 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 33578. | Jameson (sukupuutto) | 45.95 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 33579. | Alicia (alicia0316) | 45.95 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 33580. | Sake (sake69) | 45.94 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 33581. | Jordan (stickykees) | 45.94 | 96% | 2019-01-16 |
| 33582. | Ian (moonsky) | 45.94 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 33583. | Kurban (kub_dovletov) | 45.94 | 86% | 2012-12-15 |
| 33584. | Rakesh (sanku) | 45.94 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 33585. | quite sheet (swanky14) | 45.93 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 33586. | wasja (diamaid) | 45.93 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 33587. | Rakesh (rakesh_velpula) | 45.92 | 93% | 2023-06-26 |
| 33588. | Yohannes (wintersolider) | 45.92 | 95.6% | 2023-09-28 |
| 33589. | hello (prateekskl99) | 45.92 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 33590. | Dwi (yvbinjk) | 45.92 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 33591. | Md Zeeshan Rasheed (adzeeis... | 45.92 | 96.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 33592. | hensen (vanhen) | 45.91 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 33593. | the (the_vista) | 45.91 | 92% | 2014-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |