The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3275. | (oswin) | 109.59 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 3276. | :| (nnz5) | 109.58 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 3277. | (poopymcpoopfacejr) | 109.58 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 3278. | Natasha (cellblocktango) | 109.57 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 3279. | Harryt (harrisont) | 109.56 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 3280. | Carmine (carminesilano) | 109.55 | 98% | 2017-05-12 |
| 3281. | Mad (bornzor) | 109.55 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3282. | xen0 (xen0cidal) | 109.54 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 3283. | (lemmiwinks2917) | 109.54 | 97% | 2012-12-03 |
| 3284. | (exrolo) | 109.54 | 96% | 2016-01-23 |
| 3285. | (alexisttnguyen) | 109.53 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 3286. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 109.53 | 97% | 2015-01-23 |
| 3287. | at my own pace (mijacim) | 109.52 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3288. | Andy (adc4392) | 109.52 | 98% | 2016-06-29 |
| 3289. | (tokarth) | 109.52 | 96% | 2012-04-02 |
| 3290. | (watkins7) | 109.52 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 3291. | (danrosesax88) | 109.50 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 3292. | (sbelmont) | 109.50 | 88% | 2012-09-02 |
| 3293. | sandra (sandy_spring) | 109.50 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 3294. | (whunt5757) | 109.49 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 3295. | (heartsiglemic) | 109.48 | 96% | 2013-05-13 |
| 3296. | Loege (loege) | 109.48 | 97.9% | 2023-05-23 |
| 3297. | Martin (megdal02) | 109.47 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 3298. | (heavyseas) | 109.47 | 89% | 2012-12-28 |
| 3299. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 109.47 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 3300. | (alexnonquit) | 109.47 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 3301. | (naka__) | 109.46 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 3302. | (auranos) | 109.46 | 99% | 2018-07-31 |
| 3303. | (runinbahnxx) | 109.46 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
| 3304. | (ottozhen) | 109.45 | 99% | 2017-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |