So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6986. | (ohmygod7627) | 92.51 | 96% | 2015-04-30 |
| 6987. | (zetsubobox) | 92.51 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
| 6988. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 92.51 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 6989. | (markovojvodic84) | 92.51 | 95% | 2012-12-28 |
| 6990. | (edis0n) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 6991. | (zenthus) | 92.50 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 6992. | bobo (tenbobo) | 92.50 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 6993. | (thetypingatheist) | 92.50 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 6994. | James (jameseamaya) | 92.49 | 98% | 2016-12-12 |
| 6995. | (greatfater666) | 92.49 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 6996. | (sean_russell) | 92.49 | 100% | 2013-12-10 |
| 6997. | (zevie) | 92.49 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 6998. | Trey (pgneal3) | 92.48 | 97.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 6999. | Josh (expiredvenom) | 92.48 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 7000. | (mdsunny2299) | 92.48 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 7001. | Tommy (ivalice) | 92.48 | 92% | 2017-04-27 |
| 7002. | (sneakyseek) | 92.47 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 7003. | (khaelnas) | 92.47 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 7004. | sandra (sandy_spring) | 92.47 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 7005. | (sjustus) | 92.46 | 95% | 2015-01-23 |
| 7006. | (koubou) | 92.46 | 98% | 2012-03-14 |
| 7007. | Cody (drez) | 92.46 | 96% | 2011-10-23 |
| 7008. | (twiggylic) | 92.45 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 7009. | (wizublaty) | 92.45 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 7010. | (rasehead) | 92.45 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 7011. | (notasweatyaurelion) | 92.44 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 7012. | (not_a_robot) | 92.44 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 7013. | (jethrullah) | 92.44 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 7014. | (alanio) | 92.44 | 93% | 2012-04-14 |
| 7015. | (mjf_18) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |