See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5636. | (sugamalia) | 96.24 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5637. | (redhitya) | 96.24 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 5638. | (apysch) | 96.24 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 5639. | (broil) | 96.23 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5640. | (mellotonin) | 96.22 | 99% | 2024-06-02 |
| 5641. | (jonmars3) | 96.22 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5642. | (rwfeng72) | 96.22 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 5643. | Jelq King (jelqing) | 96.21 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 5644. | (cronton) | 96.21 | 100% | 2024-02-14 |
| 5645. | aislinn (flme_5) | 96.21 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 5646. | (jejega) | 96.21 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 5647. | Axel (sector7) | 96.20 | 98.1% | 2024-06-11 |
| 5648. | (mommaveg) | 96.19 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 5649. | (brewlux) | 96.19 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 5650. | (deffirezz) | 96.18 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 5651. | (fatmankim) | 96.18 | 94.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 5652. | (johnny234) | 96.17 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 5653. | Nathaniel (sandfly) | 96.17 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 5654. | (schmalb) | 96.17 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5655. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 96.17 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 5656. | (alva_tipe) | 96.16 | 96.3% | 2025-04-28 |
| 5657. | (momogo) | 96.15 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 5658. | (leonidasewd) | 96.15 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5659. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 96.14 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 5660. | (wortis) | 96.14 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5661. | (pekopeko123) | 96.13 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 5662. | (tyronaught) | 96.13 | 100% | 2021-06-07 |
| 5663. | (caffeinethepop) | 96.12 | 99% | 2025-07-04 |
| 5664. | (mo7azeem) | 96.12 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5665. | (skroas) | 96.12 | 98.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |