I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2321. | (kaweeweeboy) | 116.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-11 |
| 2322. | (frenchfryguy) | 116.31 | 99% | 2023-09-23 |
| 2323. | (cleverusername123) | 116.31 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 2324. | Larisha (slow_is_smooth_is_... | 116.29 | 98.1% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2325. | (a_rebello_type_hello) | 116.29 | 98.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 2326. | trmpCmpgnWasSurveiled (1bit... | 116.27 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 2327. | (lightpuma) | 116.27 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 2328. | (fuzzycheeks) | 116.26 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 2329. | (stropheum) | 116.26 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 2330. | (krakeneggs) | 116.25 | 98% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2331. | (vegetto1126) | 116.25 | 100% | 2017-10-12 |
| 2332. | logan (loganx2000) | 116.24 | 99% | 2018-08-27 |
| 2333. | (supernothing28) | 116.23 | 97% | 2025-06-07 |
| 2334. | (merrp) | 116.23 | 97.8% | 2023-06-12 |
| 2335. | Fart (chuckster73) | 116.23 | 98.1% | 2023-07-30 |
| 2336. | Nuradil (nuradil_zhambyl) | 116.22 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 2337. | Nathaniel (sandfly) | 116.21 | 100% | 2022-04-10 |
| 2338. | (tiko270303) | 116.21 | 99% | 2021-10-09 |
| 2339. | account deleted (xsession) | 116.21 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 2340. | Bean (beanervibez) | 116.19 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 2341. | (jeap89) | 116.18 | 100% | 2025-04-03 |
| 2342. | (somber_lizard76) | 116.18 | 98% | 2026-05-08 |
| 2343. | (chopsticksss_split) | 116.17 | 98.7% | 2024-09-04 |
| 2344. | (cduong04) | 116.17 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 2345. | (yaomomo) | 116.14 | 98% | 2023-10-08 |
| 2346. | Finn (finn_r) | 116.14 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 2347. | (etherealfog) | 116.14 | 98.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 2348. | (popcornman) | 116.13 | 99% | 2025-03-24 |
| 2349. | (mattymarsh) | 116.12 | 99% | 2025-05-02 |
| 2350. | (respectedfeeds) | 116.10 | 97.8% | 2024-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |