The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2203. | (asdfryan) | 128.32 | 99% | 2011-05-30 |
| 2204. | Marchal (fuxii) | 128.31 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 2205. | Ben (xbapple) | 128.29 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 2206. | (abc_typer) | 128.29 | 98% | 2016-10-21 |
| 2207. | (apathy) | 128.27 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 2208. | (majikat) | 128.27 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 2209. | Bob (octopus32) | 128.26 | 100% | 2021-12-14 |
| 2210. | (netcreatured) | 128.26 | 99.3% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2211. | (vacker) | 128.26 | 100% | 2021-10-18 |
| 2212. | (sicaalicious) | 128.26 | 99% | 2012-10-05 |
| 2213. | izana (karutaa) | 128.24 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 2214. | (omgom) | 128.24 | 96% | 2014-04-22 |
| 2215. | (practicewpm) | 128.23 | 99% | 2018-05-06 |
| 2216. | (heydana) | 128.23 | 100% | 2016-11-10 |
| 2217. | (djvex) | 128.23 | 93% | 2016-10-28 |
| 2218. | (gsdf980) | 128.22 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 2219. | (x30n1) | 128.20 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 2220. | SanderD (sanderd) | 128.20 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 2221. | (malamharian) | 128.18 | 99% | 2018-04-30 |
| 2222. | (bighorse) | 128.17 | 97% | 2016-07-20 |
| 2223. | (shatterwind) | 128.17 | 98% | 2013-01-18 |
| 2224. | (andyunsw) | 128.15 | 93% | 2015-07-08 |
| 2225. | (bad_ian) | 128.14 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 2226. | nothing (galaxiedhomerow) | 128.14 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 2227. | Blink (blinktypes) | 128.14 | 99% | 2018-05-27 |
| 2228. | poo (pikasuar) | 128.13 | 97% | 2015-09-25 |
| 2229. | (xen0cidal) | 128.11 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 2230. | (kennethh) | 128.11 | 99% | 2011-05-03 |
| 2231. | Pishcal (pishcal) | 128.11 | 95% | 2015-12-17 |
| 2232. | (jamesrigorcelajes) | 128.11 | 100% | 2013-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |