I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8125. | Vasily (vodozhaba) | 90.76 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 8126. | Janc (psyy1234) | 90.76 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 8127. | Owen (iruntrack) | 90.76 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 8128. | josh23_02 (goodboy10058_) | 90.75 | 97% | 2024-12-24 |
| 8129. | Travis (softfresh) | 90.75 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8130. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 90.75 | 95.5% | 2023-12-25 |
| 8131. | Jacob (jacobgiv) | 90.75 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 8132. | goose (thankmrgoose) | 90.75 | 96.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8133. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 90.75 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 8134. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-02-25 |
| 8135. | Longge (longge) | 90.74 | 97% | 2024-02-21 |
| 8136. | Ali (djsum) | 90.74 | 98.3% | 2023-10-28 |
| 8137. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 90.74 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 8138. | Lars (aaberg) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 8139. | PhlyingPhingers (phlyingphi... | 90.74 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 8140. | David (dungeonsiege) | 90.74 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 8141. | Jackson (giraffejackson) | 90.73 | 98% | 2024-09-06 |
| 8142. | Tiac (saucyweener) | 90.73 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 8143. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 90.73 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
| 8144. | Declan (3declan) | 90.72 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 8145. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 90.72 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 8146. | Chang (vuechangz) | 90.72 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8147. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 90.72 | 94% | 2015-09-17 |
| 8148. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 90.72 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 8149. | gob126 (gob126) | 90.72 | 95% | 2015-10-28 |
| 8150. | Naman (naman1601) | 90.71 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 8151. | bell (bell125) | 90.71 | 99% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8152. | Mehdi (yourbabyyoda) | 90.71 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 8153. | Yahya (yahyasahar) | 90.71 | 97% | 2016-04-22 |
| 8154. | twitch.tv/heynickolas (nick... | 90.71 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |