Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1936. | Trent (uninterested) | 107.43 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1937. | China (dvorak_king) | 107.42 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 1938. | Mateus (m_bezrutchka) | 107.42 | 99% | 2017-03-14 |
| 1939. | Shu (mitsukimoon) | 107.41 | 97.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1940. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 107.41 | 100% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1941. | SlowestInternetHere (theslo... | 107.41 | 100% | 2017-06-01 |
| 1942. | PMega (pmega) | 107.41 | 91% | 2017-05-23 |
| 1943. | Me (something_s) | 107.39 | 99% | 2021-08-14 |
| 1944. | Victor (newbeavictoryhase) | 107.39 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 1945. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 107.38 | 99.1% | 2024-12-15 |
| 1946. | bub (bubmaley) | 107.38 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 1947. | Sam (numberonemega) | 107.37 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 1948. | Envy (turbo_envy) | 107.35 | 97.7% | 2023-11-14 |
| 1949. | Mel (melvin101) | 107.35 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 1950. | Masuikai (masuikai) | 107.35 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 1951. | Mehdi (yourbabyyoda) | 107.35 | 96.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 1952. | Shasta (shastacoog) | 107.34 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
| 1953. | vaishali Jadhav (samvaishali) | 107.34 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1954. | Peter (peterkeder) | 107.32 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 1955. | Saku (sample__) | 107.31 | 97% | 2025-03-05 |
| 1956. | on earth, as it is in heave... | 107.31 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 1957. | Orlando (orlandor3) | 107.30 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1958. | Year (2019) | 107.28 | 97% | 2022-12-10 |
| 1959. | Franzvic (elbruh) | 107.27 | 96.9% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1960. | Nyfee (nyfee) | 107.27 | 99% | 2021-09-14 |
| 1961. | sweetorsalty (sweetorsalty) | 107.24 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 1962. | Joshua (redscool) | 107.23 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 1963. | (bummered) | 107.22 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 1964. | qoi (qoifishy) | 107.21 | 95.7% | 2024-07-14 |
| 1965. | Jack (user85793) | 107.20 | 99.1% | 2024-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |