Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1979. | S (skulltrail) | 80.92 | 95% | 2017-12-23 |
| 1980. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 80.92 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1981. | Delbert (dcai72) | 80.91 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1982. | Abdulrahman (wasd1234) | 80.91 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1983. | Branden (brandendm) | 80.89 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 1984. | sir abelot (lololong) | 80.89 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1985. | Alex (alexmchen) | 80.87 | 96% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1986. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 80.86 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1987. | Gina (borbinon) | 80.83 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1988. | Lucas (praizze) | 80.82 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1989. | Jason (xanriddlz) | 80.82 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 1990. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 80.81 | 98% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1991. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 80.81 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1992. | Francis (francis430) | 80.80 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1993. | Kang (letsbee) | 80.79 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 1994. | Demancer (demancer) | 80.79 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1995. | 7th Samurai (samurai7) | 80.78 | 99% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1996. | bad (_dingus) | 80.77 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 1997. | Stephanie (sstephh) | 80.77 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
| 1998. | Tyler (tfishbeck95) | 80.73 | 99% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1999. | danymanny (danymanny) | 80.70 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 2000. | olivia (livliv) | 80.67 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2001. | Jacob (racelive) | 80.67 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2002. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 80.62 | 98% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2003. | Ben (benjo74) | 80.62 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2004. | Vincent (vincemince) | 80.61 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 2005. | sofa (sofaaa) | 80.60 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2006. | Leonard (itsmeleoyi) | 80.58 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2007. | N/A (mrmcfeffers) | 80.58 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2008. | kalski (kalski) | 80.58 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |