Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2568. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 80.89 | 99% | 2017-12-31 |
| 2569. | Keqings Left Pinky (penguin... | 80.87 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 2570. | Justin (justinly15) | 80.87 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 2571. | mo (ceiba) | 80.85 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2572. | no (tempotutor) | 80.84 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 2573. | monkaS (rikio) | 80.81 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 2574. | alireza (ad77) | 80.80 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 2575. | Luckeh (luckeh11) | 80.80 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 2576. | Henry (clifford_types) | 80.79 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 2577. | William (fastasfboiiii) | 80.78 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 2578. | Bhris (ck_bhris) | 80.77 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2579. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 80.75 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2580. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 80.75 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2581. | Tyrannosaurus Raz (raggzor) | 80.74 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2582. | Gina (borbinon) | 80.73 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 2583. | Colin (3geosyog) | 80.73 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 2584. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 80.72 | 97% | 2017-07-28 |
| 2585. | 7th Samurai (samurai7) | 80.72 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2586. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 80.72 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 2587. | Kazuo (kienvan02) | 80.70 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
| 2588. | Ermias (ermking19) | 80.67 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 2589. | mesba (brgrkng) | 80.67 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 2590. | Guest (howareyoutoday) | 80.67 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 2591. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 80.66 | 100% | 2020-03-09 |
| 2592. | Arek (arekbg) | 80.65 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 2593. | gettheguests (gettheguests) | 80.64 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 2594. | Jose (hosey_) | 80.64 | 94% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2595. | Joe (jsjday) | 80.62 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
| 2596. | n (nrousseau339) | 80.62 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 2597. | practice (timeintimeout) | 80.61 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |