And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9533. | Brent (brentosis) | 99.05 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
| 9534. | Lawrence (lawrey) | 99.05 | 96% | 2012-07-22 |
| 9535. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 99.04 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 9536. | Steve (scuzzy) | 99.04 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 9537. | Gojira (zolski) | 99.04 | 88% | 2015-05-19 |
| 9538. | Lucas (thewiz) | 99.04 | 90% | 2014-12-26 |
| 9539. | Tommy (lonelytommy) | 99.04 | 93% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9540. | ascjoy (ascjoy) | 99.04 | 99% | 2022-09-15 |
| 9541. | Trevor (hugepwner) | 99.03 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 9542. | Toof (bronze_bucket) | 99.03 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 9543. | Ed (enormoused) | 99.03 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 9544. | Dan (danmarculet) | 99.03 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9545. | Axel (katalol) | 99.03 | 96% | 2014-08-03 |
| 9546. | Will (wrinehart) | 99.02 | 98% | 2011-07-25 |
| 9547. | krimson102 (krimson102) | 99.02 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 9548. | hereugo (hereugo) | 99.02 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9549. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 99.01 | 98% | 2013-06-20 |
| 9550. | sidd (siddvader) | 99.01 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9551. | Mims (mimzi_who) | 99.01 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 9552. | John (jkas62) | 99.01 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 9553. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 99.00 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9554. | Max (morex) | 99.00 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 9555. | Salty (saltspork) | 99.00 | 93% | 2015-11-06 |
| 9556. | Brandon (calintz03) | 98.99 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
| 9557. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 98.99 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 9558. | Rebu (whtuwantfrom) | 98.99 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 9559. | Nico (ookami3) | 98.99 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 9560. | John (qtreadzsd) | 98.99 | 89% | 2015-03-29 |
| 9561. | Eric (airicc) | 98.98 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9562. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 98.98 | 99% | 2022-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |