And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23375. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 23376. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 23377. | focus on acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 73.67 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 23378. | LUwU (luwu2310) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 23379. | Chrismon (chrismoncharli) | 73.67 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| 23380. | Mikke (skrammelkonto) | 73.66 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 23381. | dijkstr4 (dijkstr4) | 73.66 | 91% | 2017-04-06 |
| 23382. | Jose (josejosejosejose) | 73.66 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 23383. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 73.66 | 88% | 2011-11-15 |
| 23384. | Sam (sameertilva) | 73.66 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 23385. | a1ways (pi___) | 73.66 | 93% | 2016-10-23 |
| 23386. | Mellie (mellykitten) | 73.66 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 23387. | fat bunny (littlemanbigboy) | 73.66 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 23388. | ig: erik_toledoo (pepegacha... | 73.66 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 23389. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 73.66 | 88% | 2016-02-09 |
| 23390. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 73.66 | 95% | 2012-08-20 |
| 23391. | miniman1706 (miniman1706) | 73.65 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 23392. | James (bob29uk) | 73.65 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 23393. | Samuel (samuelm2) | 73.65 | 90% | 2013-08-22 |
| 23394. | BJD (bjd_rock) | 73.65 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 23395. | Chris (fearthedeep) | 73.65 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 23396. | Acethro (acethrow) | 73.65 | 94% | 2011-07-04 |
| 23397. | Matthew (ar223) | 73.65 | 88% | 2016-09-10 |
| 23398. | Colambage (nushydude) | 73.64 | 92% | 2017-04-03 |
| 23399. | Brandon (zombieapocalypse) | 73.64 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 23400. | boom (boompotato123) | 73.64 | 96.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 23401. | Kay (verifyid) | 73.64 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 23402. | Huỳnh Minh Hướng (huon... | 73.63 | 94% | 2011-09-06 |
| 23403. | Jerry (jllj) | 73.63 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
| 23404. | Leandro (darklbp) | 73.63 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |