The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2227. | Tamara (altus) | 115.82 | 99% | 2016-02-22 |
| 2228. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 115.81 | 98% | 2015-02-15 |
| 2229. | Kris (kris_z) | 115.81 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 2230. | Evan (evan_h) | 115.81 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
| 2231. | Jack (boesendorfer) | 115.80 | 99% | 2012-07-31 |
| 2232. | Ryan (ryanjf) | 115.80 | 94% | 2011-05-13 |
| 2233. | Trent (pwnzusauce) | 115.80 | 99% | 2012-10-22 |
| 2234. | Brennen (brennenscott) | 115.79 | 93% | 2015-03-03 |
| 2235. | Amanda (xuelee) | 115.79 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 2236. | Mania (mania_) | 115.78 | 98% | 2011-12-18 |
| 2237. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 115.78 | 99% | 2022-11-24 |
| 2238. | ++ (xx_ed_xx) | 115.78 | 97% | 2014-07-17 |
| 2239. | Re (nbevi000) | 115.78 | 98% | 2011-11-25 |
| 2240. | Ben (benson37) | 115.77 | 96% | 2013-04-05 |
| 2241. | sam sulek (sunaisaqt) | 115.76 | 97.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 2242. | WTB (wtb1) | 115.76 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 2243. | Sam (samtsullivan) | 115.75 | 96% | 2014-02-27 |
| 2244. | alittlepeace (alittlepeace) | 115.75 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 2245. | James Rigor (jamesrigorcela... | 115.75 | 100% | 2013-11-22 |
| 2246. | KoDeeeeee! (kodeevu) | 115.75 | 94% | 2014-08-20 |
| 2247. | Mark (maalox) | 115.74 | 93% | 2012-07-26 |
| 2248. | swedish crabi (thunberg123) | 115.74 | 97% | 2015-06-30 |
| 2249. | Max (statutory) | 115.74 | 86% | 2017-05-18 |
| 2250. | bell (bellol) | 115.73 | 96% | 2013-03-17 |
| 2251. | Teemu (tsarpf) | 115.70 | 97% | 2014-11-30 |
| 2252. | veganeasy.org (veganeasy_org) | 115.70 | 99% | 2015-01-01 |
| 2253. | Ho (jumban2) | 115.68 | 92% | 2014-07-02 |
| 2254. | Figli Delle Stelle (den_j_ev) | 115.68 | 99% | 2018-05-23 |
| 2255. | Hakujou (hakujou) | 115.68 | 98% | 2015-03-24 |
| 2256. | mark (peterson) | 115.67 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |