So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3242. | Finch (ficxjo) | 106.31 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3243. | S (skonzer) | 106.30 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3244. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 106.30 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 3245. | Lindsey (mizuriin) | 106.30 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 3246. | Jeanluc (batterydc) | 106.30 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 3247. | Daniel (dabeh) | 106.30 | 92% | 2013-10-28 |
| 3248. | Scarab (saccarab) | 106.29 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 3249. | mokira (mokira) | 106.29 | 97% | 2013-12-27 |
| 3250. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 106.28 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 3251. | (maybenonquit) | 106.28 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 3252. | Billy (oatmeal417) | 106.27 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 3253. | Link (link_hyrule) | 106.26 | 98.4% | 2023-06-13 |
| 3254. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 106.26 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 3255. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 106.26 | 98% | 2016-11-23 |
| 3256. | (c_xor) | 106.25 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 3257. | Dandle (mrcalamiteh) | 106.24 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 3258. | mcsollinger (mcsollinger) | 106.23 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 3259. | Sam (samtsullivan) | 106.23 | 99% | 2016-10-27 |
| 3260. | (treje) | 106.22 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 3261. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 106.22 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 3262. | Mitchell (rejected) | 106.22 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 3263. | birdney (birdney) | 106.20 | 97% | 2015-07-08 |
| 3264. | joe (absurd) | 106.20 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 3265. | Jard (dogspa) | 106.19 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 3266. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 106.19 | 98% | 2014-05-20 |
| 3267. | Financier (darkmonk) | 106.19 | 94% | 2017-01-31 |
| 3268. | Reese (chucklingkumquat) | 106.18 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 3269. | Sandy (sanderlees) | 106.18 | 98% | 2014-05-27 |
| 3270. | Brian (britchkid) | 106.17 | 97% | 2012-11-15 |
| 3271. | Me (justme196) | 106.16 | 98% | 2014-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |